abstract
NOT: a type of art you can never understand
But Actually: summary of a legal document
accord and satisfaction
NOT: a misheard Rolling Stones lyric
But Actually: in contract law, the purchase of a release from an obligation
actions
NOT: something that reputedly speaks louder than words
But Actually: cases, lawsuits
addendum
NOT: concluding a story in a stupid way
But Actually: an additional document added to the original
adversary
NOT: a super villain to a super hero
But Actually: your opponent in the case
affidavit
NOT:
Larry David's less funny uncle
But Actually: a written statement under oath usually witnessed by a notary; often given as evidence in litigation
affirm
NOT: a bestselling John Grisham novel
But Actually: when a higher court agrees with how the lower court ruled
affirmative defense
NOT: a new Steven Seagal movie
But Actually: a defense in response to the complaint that does not deny the plaintiff's claims, but offers a legal excuse for the action or inaction that the plaintiff is complaining about; also called an "avoidance"
agreed order
NOT: when everyone at the table decides on a shared appetizer
But Actually: when you and your opponent agree to an issue upon which the court will rule; usually the parties will submit the agreement in writing to the court in the form of a proposed order
alias summons
NOT:
someone who also goes by the fake name
"summons"
But Actually: a second summons that is issued by the clerk for service because the first was improper
allonge (pronounced: alonj)
NOT: Beyonce’s little sister
But Actually: a paper attached to a negotiable instrument such as a promissory note for the purpose of providing more room for endorsements
amend
NOT: the phrase that ends grace so that everyone can start eating dinner
But Actually: to fix or change the wording of, usually applied to an order, statute or bill
ancillary proceeding
NOT: a proceeding where a guy named Larry who can’t seem to sit still
But Actually: an action that grows out of, or is filed in aid of, another suit
annul
NOT: that grassy thing in Dallas from which shots were heard
But Actually: to nullify or declare something void or invalid, especially a marriage
answer
NOT: what Alex Trebek provides in Jeopardy
But Actually: a formal response that admits or denies the allegations in a complaint
appeal
NOT: what slapstick comedians tend to slip on
But Actually: requesting a higher court to review the decision made by the lower court
application
NOT: what you fill out to work at Foot Locker
But Actually: motion
arbitration
NOT: the thing you hear sports contract disputes end up going to
But Actually: a method of settling a legal issue outside of the court. A person will act as a judge and make a final decision (that usually can’t be appealed).
assignee
NOT:
Eazy-E's lesser known cousin rapper
But Actually: an individual or entity that has been given an assignment
assignments
NOT: what your dog ate when you were a kid (you swear it!)
But Actually: the transfer of rights or property or the document that accomplishes that transfer
at issue
NOT: what you need after a sneeze or a bout of crying
But Actually: the stage of a case when it may be set for trial, defined by the rules as when all the remaining defendants have either answered the complaint or been defaulted
attorney of record
NOT: a lawyer who produces a hit single
But Actually: the attorney (or sometimes law firm) whose names appears in court records as representing one of more parties in a particular case
averment
NOT: a new kind of breath mint
But Actually: formal statement of a fact
award
NOT: the trophy you got for coming in third place in your 2nd grade spelling bee.
But Actually: the amount of money the winner of the lawsuit gets